Stop being so Sentimental

I'm always taking things too f a r

close to home.

(It's where my heart is)

Like the time I wanted a drumset

soooo bad!

I gathered water jugs, pan lids,

buckets, empty pop cans,

and a hockey equipment rack

and played it for months before

Christmas and my parents clued in.

A few years later, I was so excited

to get new rims for Alexis,

they were 1979 BMW 320i gold basketweaves!

So of course I was in such a rush to

bolt them on, I didn't tighten the left rear

enough and it broke loose just meters down

the road and here we go tow truck again!

Recently I went hunting, pulled out the ol'

Remington .700, rode out to the fields,

found this beautiful buck, a real keeper

once in a lifetime, so I waited and waited

for the perfect shot. Waited too long.

Some other guy walks in with a shotgun,

So of course he gets her, but what a dirty shot.

And today I sit here with my new drumset,

with a car on all four wheels. With

plenty of deer I could scope out,

But all I want is my

pots and pans my

three wheeled 323 my

once-in-a-lifetime-deer.

Colin and Co.