15 April 2010

You're asking to mop, woman!

someone please tell me what's with
all the chicks driving trucks!
Is there no more Miata's on the lot?
Did we finally run out of Mustangs?
Those seats can't even move close enough
to the pedals for the shortlimbed females.
Do they need books under their butts
to see over the steering wheel?
Someone give them a trailer
so they can pick a Civic up off
the side of the road.
Oh, Dang,
those feminists finally put words
into action: Equality at its finest!

But did they think of the poor biker,
(even one six foot three over the pedals)
who gets run over by the F350
making a right hand turn on a red
driven by a five foot three chick
(a blonde and fine one at that)
who couldn't see the biker crossing the sidewalk?

Maybe if you ladies drove Rangers,
I think your point would still be made
and there would be less road kill.



Colin and Co.

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